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gonepausal is a pausal party. Come on and join in the peri and post menopausal fun. And yes it can be a good time if you maintain a sense of humor. I love being cranky how about you? Come complain, whine and drink wine. We still rock and whine.

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"You haven't gone crazy....you've gonepausal!"

"Gonepausal" the blog is an oft-cranky, American Princess view of life with menopause. Memory loss, sagging dull skin, lifeless hair, sleeplessness along with a cranky attitude and lack of sex drive is what I compalin about.

I'm not going crazy, I told myself, while going through all of the list of symptoms above...I've gonepausal.

Ladies, you've got to laugh because you can't pay your way back to 40 and no amount of money will buy you out of - or around - this major life change.

Gonepausal will redefine the way you look at this part of your life and help you to ease through it with a fabulous sense of humor. Enjoy!

If you want more fun and info about gonepausal - visit the website www.gonepausal.com - there's even a "Men's Room" where the male species talks and complains about the women in their lives. Read what they have to say! Oh and don't forget to check out "Great Moments in Gonepausal History"....what did ever happen to Scarlett O'Hara, June Cleaver, Snow White etc. after they reached middle age?! www.gonepausal.com

Discussion Forum

"Mom, I Could Have Been a Celebrity Chef"

Started by Gail Maria Forrest. Last reply by Kay Van Hoesen May 6, 2011. 1 Reply 0 Likes

"Mom, with Mother's Day coming up I have to ask you something. Why didn't you teach me to cook?!" Do you realize that dreaming of being a Mousketeer was a total waste of my time? There was no future…Continue

First gonepausal video

Started by Gail Maria Forrest. Last reply by Gail Maria Forrest Apr 13, 2011. 2 Replies 0 Likes

FIRST GONEPAUSAL VIDEO OF ME AND THE ORIGINAL GONEPAUSAL FASHIONISTA, MY MOM....dispensing her fashion tips and skin care advice. Continue

Tags: forrest, maria, gail, gonepausal

Someone Please "Card" Me !

Started by Gail Maria Forrest. Last reply by Gail Maria Forrest Apr 1, 2011. 2 Replies 0 Likes

I had a fake ID made when I was a senior in high school so I could be 21 and of legal drinking age. There was always someone who knew someone who had a friend who could either alter your driver's…Continue

CALLING ALL GONEPAUSAL GIRLS

Started by Gail Maria Forrest Mar 24, 2011. 0 Replies 0 Likes

COME JOIN THE YAK PAGE ON FACEBOOK! It's new , it's fab, it's fun and it needs your voice!Continue

"No No Anything but the Car Keys!"

Started by Gail Maria Forrest. Last reply by Kay Van Hoesen Mar 14, 2011. 1 Reply 0 Likes

Happy 90th birthday Dad. He turned 90 last week even though he's been telling people for the last three years he's 90. He's the only person I know that lies in an upward direction. My Mother has been…Continue

Tags: humor, fun, accidents, car, father

A First TIme For Everything

Started by Gail Maria Forrest. Last reply by Gail Maria Forrest Mar 10, 2011. 4 Replies 0 Likes

There's a first time for everything. Some first times you forget and some you never forget. I was thinking recently about my first kiss. That first kiss had so much potential but so little promise.…Continue

Tags: kissing, bikes, sex

Who Are the People in "People?"

Started by Gail Maria Forrest. Last reply by Gail Maria Forrest Mar 1, 2011. 3 Replies 0 Likes

It is shocking and deeply disturbing to admit that I no longer know anyone who is in…Continue

Tags: humor, magazine, People

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Comment by Esther Cordova on December 18, 2010 at 10:05am: I believe it was Marie Antoinette that said it best

Let Them Eat Cake!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

Comment by Gail Maria Forrest on December 18, 2010 at 1:06am: I LOVE THE CAKES. BRING ME THE CAKES!

Comment by Esther Cordova on December 17, 2010 at 8:22pm: Im addicted to the food netwoork I love

Top Chef

Chopped

Food Challenge

Iron Chef America Etc...

So fun my husband and I like to go in the kitchen when we got the hippie shakes(wink Wink) and play iron chef LOLOLOL!!!

Paprika on a pringle GENIUS!!! LOL...

just wish we had the exotic food pantry like the iron chefs!!!

speaking of cakesMMMMM....Bring it on !!!

Comment by Gail Maria Forrest on December 17, 2010 at 7:55pm: OMG I want to be in the world of competive cakes! What is she talking about you say? I just watched the holiday cake-off on the food channel and I'm hooked on cakes. I LOVE THE CAKES! Unfortunately I can't even make the PIllsbury slice n' bake cookies without screwing up. Curses.

Comment by Gail Maria Forrest on December 15, 2010 at 12:41pm: Went on a dinner date last night and actually had food. Of course now I'm prepared to gopausal if it looks like the guy is trying to get out of my ordering. I either gopausal or bring a sandwich in a baggie.

Comment by Esther Cordova on December 14, 2010 at 8:20pm: thats a good one gail !!! as a matter of fact im gonna go trim my vajay jay right now !!! LOL!!!

Comment by Gail Maria Forrest on December 14, 2010 at 8:08pm: My Mother called me one day out of the blue to ask me if I knew the word "vajayjay." "A Grey's Anatomy-ism" I kinda like it. Do they have that down under?